Sometimes I cannot help but laugh at the things my kids say! They are so stinking cute and funny, so I thought I’d share!
- Ella: I think the TV isn’t working because there is an off switch!
Will: Mommy, there’s an ostrich in the TV!!!
2. Ella: I love Stop and Shop even more than Target, because I love food more than toys!
- Ella: While I was taking my nap, I bit the hair off my arm. It was too furry.
Will: Mommy, look at my butt shake dance! (While standing in the middle of a restaurant)
Will: I need some privacy!! (One minute later) Mom, will you wipe my butt?
Me: Luke, we have to go after school tomorrow to get you new cleats and a cup for baseball.
Luke: You mean a water bottle?
Me: No, a cup. To protect your penis.
Luke: A cup? How am I supposed to hold a cup on my penis while I’m playing baseball????
Luke: (When our dishwasher broke) Mommy, I’m so sorry you have to work so hard to wash the dishes like in the olden days!
Will: Mommy, you must eat a lot of vegetables! You have big muscles!
Me: I do?
Will: Yes! (Grabs my boob) They are huge!
Me: Will, please take your hand out of your pants.
Will: Mommy, that’s where my hand lives!
Until our next adventure,